African-American Cultural Influence In 21st Century North America

Or: Drive-By Porn

There is a new trend in town. And it’s popular with primarily male African-American and Hispanic-American youths.

I'm driving along in my hybrid-bio-mobile with my 11 year old daughter, on our way to Bible study and listening to nice Christian melody when I notice a black Cadillac Escalade with tinted windows carrying a full accoutrement of urban African-American youths accompanied by the deafening sounds of some pfat beats pass on the left.

That is not what I would consider to be a problem. I even kinda like the 24" chrome spinners. What bothers me is what was playing on their DVD player on multiple screens. "Barely Legal Anal Gang-Bang First Timers, Vol. 7". I wouldn't have known which volume, except that the title proudly displayed in the rear big-screen monitor. The only purpose for this monitor is so that the people driving behind them can watch too. Nice thought, thank you, but my daughter and I are not interested in watching this film while driving down the I-25. There is a time and a place for everything. Driving down the interstate is not the place for "Gonzo Porn". While I can appreciate the fine art of ass-stretching and the wide open gape of 19 to 20 year old girls, viewing it while driving down the freeway seems somewhat out of place, don't you think?

There are laws on the books restricting the way we use cell phones while driving, there are seatbelt laws, and there are public nudity laws and "exposure" laws. BUT, are there any laws regarding the viewing of adult oriented material in public? Or on the roadway? In plane view? Maybe I'll just whip my dick out and spank it to "Hustler" next time I'm hanging out at Chicago, O'Hare. Oh, wait. That's probably against the law. AND, I’m White.

I say: Pull these perverts over, take them to jail, book them on a sex crime, and let them get in on the registry. Then, maybe, next time I’m on my way to Bible study with my daughter, we can watch someone else’s DVD of “Snow White” while headed down the interstate.