Merry Fucking Christmas!

Not Happy Holidays, Happy Hanukkah, Happy fucking Kwanza, or any of that other PC bullshit!

It's always been "Merry Christmas" and, as far as I'm concerned, it still is. Kwanza, Hanukkah, and everybody else’s false holiday icon is implied. It's understood to be implied, as it is inferred!

So, if some sales fuck says to me, "Happy Holidays!" during this festive time of year, I'll say, "FUCK YOU!" It's Fucking Christmas complete with fucking St. Nick, Rudolph, Frosty, that Fucking Grinch and all the rest of those American Made icons that I have loved since cognitive thought.

So, Take you're Kwanza, Hanukkah, and what the fuck ever else there is out there and keep it to your self. Feel free to celebrate those times with your families and friends, and in your own special way, but don't try to drown out my holiday spirit with your second rate attemps to be a joiner because your holiday equivilant sucks.

Holiday Tree? What the fuck is that??? I'll call a Christmas Tree a Holiday Tree on the same day I can call a Minora a "Holiday Candle Thing".

Christmas is an American holiday and to suggest otherwise, well, that's just un-American.


I say: "Merry Christmas, Fuckers!"

Hang on, I think the thought police are kicking in my door…